Johnnie walker

Wife saw board outside a shop.
Monsoon Offer Only for today :
Banarsi saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
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Excited Wife to Hsbnd: Give me Rs.500,
I'll buy 50 sarees
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Hsbnd - Birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai wo ....