3/4 of Earth is covered by water, the other 1/4 is covered by Eric Berry

When Eric Berry does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

Eric Berry lost his virginity before his father did.

Eric Berry could intercept a nuclear missile.

If you put 11 Eric Berry's vs. 11 Eric Berry's, the world might explode.

Erice Berry is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Eric Berry can sneeze with his eyes open, just in case.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Eric Berry's computer. Eric Berry is always in control.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Eric Berry has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears

There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Eric Berry lives in Knoxville

Some people can piss their name in the snow, EB can piss his name in concrete (but it strangely enough is in Knowshon Moreno's handwriting?)

EB can do a wheelie on a unicycle