Jon Stewart For President 2008

Well, looks like we came up short. Next time we should probably try to get our candidate to declare his candidacy.

We have a few options.
1) Degenerate into what most gtown groups are: an excuse to get drunk together and hook up.

2) Apply for SAC funding, buy pizza, and work on 'awareness' and 'dialogue.' See #1.

3) Dig in our heels, suck it up, and live the dream...

Jon Stewart... 2008