Free Greenland Now

Fact: Greenland is not considered a country by the American Government.

Fact: Denmark is the sole protectorate of Greenland.

Fact: Greenland is not a free country, but a colony.

FACT: Denmark actively hires historians and 'citizens' to hide these shameful activities from the public.

Solution: We should not stand for this. Unite with the Greenlandians and let us, together, throw off the shackles of the tyrannous Danes and free a beautiful, ice-loving country!