Wife:How much do you love me
Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure.
Wife:No just tell me.
Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.
Wife:wow! dats so romantic.
Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards......... Hahahahahaha
Don't laugh alone