40 WAYS TO MAKE THE PIZZA GUY FEEL NERVOUS.

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1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.
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Fart on the phone at any time and accuse them of doing it. Make them apologize, and then fart again
-Kevin Chin

Speak in a high pitch voice thats squeeky, Then start speaking jibberish like "SHAB FUG MA" Or something llike that >_< then at the end say "Man your voice is fucked"
-Mikaylaa Noblee

pick up the phone and just say: You have 7 days to live. Hang up
-Osama Nawab

When the delivery guy comes pay him in pennies. Then after he's counted them all ask if he wants a tip.
-James Barrie

give the address of a different pizza company.
-Jade Krauss

Ask for pizza with no crust. Or with no sauce
-Robin Thorson

Ask the guy who answers for the phone number of a differnt pizza place.
-Everett Phillips


- Once the pizza guy answers tell him "Meet me at 8:00 PM. Abandoned Warehouse down the street. Bring No one. Tell no One. The fate of your life and america's depends on it." Then hang up.
- Start beatboxing in the middle of almost every sentence.
- Make sex noises while he's talking then accuse his co-workers for doing it
- Order like your a chinese man ordering from a chinese restaurant, or a mexican guy ordering from a mexican restaurant, or something like that.
- In the middle of a sentence yell out "GET OFF MY CAR!" and have realistic gunshot noises go off from the TV.
- Whenever the pizza guy calls you "sir" or "ma'am", accuse him of calling you a racial slur.
- After cracking some twisted joke (make up your own. Do it in a creepy voice) repeatedly say, "Hey man, I was just kidding!" then in the same creepy voice "Or was I?"
- Make it sound like your taking a shit while you order.
- When you call, act like you called a sex service line.
- While your trying to order, Have some friends in the background say stuff like "Pass the weed man", "No, Put the baking soda in FIRST", "OH SHIT! The cops is here man! HEY! Stop ordering pizza dawg we gotta get out man!". Or make it sound like your smoking or inhaling something. (Be sure to constantly tell them to shut up because the pizza guy might call the cops. Tell them that out loud) Then when the pizza guy shows up, put some form of white powder (flour, baking powder, etc.) and put it around your nostrils. When he mentions it, quickly clean it off and rush him to leave.
---All these by Ethan Jones. (haha i liked them all)

Ask him to cut the pizza in 16 slices instead of eight because your hungrier than usual.
-Ed Dufresne

Call the pizza place with loud music playing in the background. Whenever he says what, say what and repeat. Or, when he says what, start signing the song verly loudly. Do this repeatly and do it until he/she hangs up.
-Steven Van Splinter Jr.