NORTH KOREAN TEKKEN

Manifesto:

North Korean Tekken group has only one rule (of many). Racism, sexism, religious bigotry homphobia...

AND COMPLAINING ABOUT HOPKICKS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

Complaining about hopkicks will result in a ban followed by a seven day labour camp period (ban time) after which you will be allowed back into the group.

This has been done to maintain order and trim the fat, soft-handed Tekken players who complain about hopkicks which takes up valuable forum and group discussion space resulting in the loss of a lot of decent information and discussion.

Status means nothing here. If a top player complains about "TEH HOPKICKS, AER TEH CHEAAP! STOPZ TEH SPAMMINGZ!!!" They will be banned and made an example of.

Feel 'free' to add your friends in order to discuss, disseminate and match find on/offline on Tekken or any other FG or games in general.


North Korean Tekken accepts no responsibility for rage, communist behaviour or starvation.


North Korean Tekken supports the North Korean People and sympathises with their plight underneath a tyrannical, fascist regime.

The North Korean government and leadership can fuck off however...



ATTENTION MODS!

Lee Lifeson, Kuni H B Cam, Thatshot Kevin, Nick Ugh DeJesus.

You, the Four Horseman are aware of the rules of North Korean Tekken. No racism, sexism homophobia or hopkick whiners. If you ban someone, it will be your task to post their name and GT in order to 'name and shame them' eg.

"PLAYER X WAS BANNED FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBE/HOPKICK COMPLAINER"

...Yes you can stack the charges.