F**K John Terry, The Serbinator Nemanja Vidic is both Harder and Better!

We keep hearing all these ABU Football 'Pundits' ranting on about how good John Terry is. Let’s face it, yes he's a fairly good player who Chelski don’t seem to cope without....but the bottom line is that he's just another Chelsea Rent Boy.

On the other hand we have Nemanja Vidic aka The Serbinator one of the finest Centre Halfs in the world as discovered in recent years by SAF. Always solid at the back....A striker’s nightmare, and always a threat up front with set-pieces bagging crucial goals here and there.

Below you will find a short selection of facts relating to Vidic:

When Nemanja Vidic does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.
If you beat a team containing Nemanja Vidic in Pro Evo it will cause your PS2 to blow up.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Nemanja Vidic could use to kill you - including the room itself.
Nemanja Vidic once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Nemanja Vidic, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Nemanja Vidic grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
Nemanja Vidic played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Nemanja Vidic puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Nemanja Vidic hates The Beatles; two to go.
Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Nemaja Vidic once woke up in a foul mood. The result was the Yugoslav wars.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Vidic once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either
Fergie didn't drop Darren Fletcher, Nemanja Vidic dropped Darren Fletcher.
Nemanja Vidic doesn't mark players, he permanently stamps them.
Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.
Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way.
Nemanja Vidic can slam revolving doors.
The 'big bang' was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.

New Additions

Vidic once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves
Superman owns a pair of Vidic pajamas
Vidic never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
The only time vidic was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Nemanja vidic once beat a wall at tennis.
Once a cobra bit Vidic's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Giraffes were created when Nemanja Vidic uppercutted a horse.
When vidic gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live, and if you leave this group Vidic will give you the finger.