#Team Adidas L.A

I saw a young teenage kid on the subway today. He had a
Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow, green, and red. He caught me
staring at him and in a nasty voice asked, "What the f*ck are
you looking at?" I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your
age I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my
son."