ALL PROGRESSIVE GRAND ALLIANCE (APGA)

DAVE UMAHI and SEN. ANTHONY ABGO went for an interview for governorship. ANTHONY was the first to go in.
Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
ANTHONY: General Aguyi Ironsi.
Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria amalgamated?
ANTHONY: 1914
Manager: That’s good. Final question, is it true that the cure for HIV/AIDS has been discovered?
ANTHONY: Eehm…Yes but not scientifically proven.
Manager: Good way of answering questions, please wait for us outside, we will attend to you later.
(When ANTHONY went outside DAVE asked him)
ANTHONY, what are the questions and please tell me the answers?
(as ANTHONY was about to tell DAVE the questions and answer, the manager shouted from inside `NEXT’..
DAVE then said to ANTHONY: Please just tell me the answers..
ANTHONY: Okay, number 1 is General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is 1914, number 3 is yes but not scientifically proven.
(Stupid DAVE goes in, exchanges pleasantries and the following conversation ensues)
Manager: Please, what is your name?
DAVE : General Aguyi Ironsi (manager becomes confused)
Manager: Please what year where you born?
DAVE: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at DAVE) Are you mad?
DAVE: Yes, but not scientifically proven.