First International United Church of Al Gore

I believe in one God, Al Gore,
Maker of logic and intelligence,
and of all things visible and invisible.

And in one Lord, Al Gore III the
Only-begotten Son of Gore.
Born of the Father before all ages.

God of God, Light of Light,
true God of True God.
Begotten, not made,
of one substance with the Father: Al Gore.
By whom all things intelligent were made.

Who for us men
and for our salvation came
down from Tennessee
And became incarnate the Democratic Party by the
Holy Spirit of the virgin Pauline LaFon Gore:

He was also crucified for us,
suffered under George Bush,
and was buried under the many ads.
And on the third day He rose again
according to the Scriptures.
He ascended into The Common Wealth Club of California and
sits at the right hand of Harry Reid.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the Republicans and
His kingdom will have no end.

And in the Holy Spirit,
the Lord and Giver of life,
Who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
Who together with the Father
and the Son is adored and glorified,
and who spoke through the prophets.

And one intelligent, logical and
Supreme Democratic Party.
I confess one baptism
for the forgiveness of the Republicans
and I await the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come.