YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN WHEN...

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Typical Papua New Guineans ^_^
Yu save yu blo PNG stret taim...

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN WHEN:

*You can have cordial 4 breakfast.

* You have Buai for Lunch.

* You still live with your parents even though you're 30
*U bring your boyfriend/girlfriend to da haus na everyone's concluded dat your married!

* You wear board shorts to cruz in town even though u r not going 4 a swim (KBS 2 da max!)

* You share one cigarette with five other people

* Your Mother gives your father Black eyes

* You have about 3 families living in one house

* Still keep drinking even though you can barely talk and walk

* At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a plastic container

* You run into a mountain of Slippers blocking the front door.

* Your staple diet is rice and tin fish or Ox & palm.

* You have a huge gap between your first two toes, (excessive thong wear...)

* Swimming pool is filled with people wearing t-shirts, (Females)

* You can sprint barefoot on sharp stones and rocks.

* You wake up and go straight to work or classes

* At crossings you r supposed 2 wait 4 da car to stop b4 crossing, not da other way around.

* Your first and last names are the same. (John John)

* You have a perpetually drunk Uncle who starts fights at every family gathering

* You call a friend - (squad),

* Every time you greet someone he says "YOU"?

* You have sat in a 4-seater car with up to 8 other people.

* You can speak with your face - eg. Twitch like a rabbit to ask, "Where you going?"

* Your Grandmother thinks Vicks Vapo-Rub is the miracle cure for everything (including broken bones ....)

* You're getting a hiding and your parents yell at you as to,"Why you are crying for?" ("yu karai lo wanem ah ......")

* You've been shamed and belted up by your Mother in front of schoolmates at the Supermarket.

* You're a Tycoon on your payday by shouting everyone and scab money off people till the next fortnight.

* You invite people over for dinner and your family all of a sudden says the grace.

* You've had an afro at some stage in your life (boys AND girls) and thought you looked cool.

* You're at your Aunties and see your 6 year old cousin doing household chores.

* Your Aunty visits and she's talking to you at the same time as looking in your pots for food...

* You go to your village rich and come back poor.

* You have lap laps for curtains in your house.

*From an Infant to Bubu knows about the Gospel of Christ Jesus........ PNG the Land of the Annointed!

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Smail na lap tasol, yu yet save olsem "THE BLOOD THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEIN IS PAPUA NEW GUINEAN"