Crimean Tatar Defense Force
(Formerly the Paramilitary Militia Home Guard of Birbaria, and previously part of Whiskeyland)
THINGS ALL CONSCRIPT MUST KNOW
-Know your yurqt way of record thing
-there are only two lane one way roads in Birbaria
-it does not matter what side you on as long as hemp, whiskey, and ostrich on table by sun go down.